Welcome to the Off-Topics forums....

Don't ask technical questions there !!!

(Boy, you really DO need to get to bed, Bertrand!  )

Thank you for the OT forum!  Now, hopefully, the support forums can remain that...SUPPORT forums.

The only forum we're lacking now?  A "Whining, crying, and ranting" forum, which lets users make posts that only they themselves can read... 

bittmann:

The only forum we're lacking now?  A "Whining, crying, and ranting" forum, which lets users make posts that only they themselves can read... 

I'm sure I've seen that forum everywhere BittMann. 

Thank you Bertrand.  (Ignore my post in the Liquid OT forum)

Hey Mike?  Where are you?  How do you rate around here?  You ask one question and wala, it shall be done.   Sheesh.  
(was that a technical question?) 

KGatz007:

Hey Mike?  Where are you?  How do you rate around here?  You ask one question and wala, it shall be done.   Sheesh.  

Bittmann put me up to it, I took it as a dare .

KGatz007:

(was that a technical question?) 

(Un)Technically Speaking, no.

Thank You Bertrand.

bittmann:

 The only forum we're lacking now?  A "Whining, crying, and ranting" forum, which lets users make posts that only they themselves can read... 

Do ya think that we would be pushing it a bit to go for the forum language filters now?

 

Thanks Bertrand.

Have a good weekend, and please don't regret creating this Frankenstein Monster.....

Heh - I got a feature request!!!
 

I see this thread is already OT. 

gjslaw:

I see this thread is already OT. 

Right, so let me put it back on the rails: Welcome.

The only forum we're lacking now?  A "Whining, crying, and ranting" forum, which lets users make posts that only they themselves can read... 

We would then just need to publish all emails or chat sent to support....

enjoy the OT forum

The only forum we're lacking now?  A "Whining, crying, and ranting" forum,

Less than a year ago, that's what the General forum was for, wasn't it? I don't think the moderation has got much stricter, but I've seen a large reduction in complaints.

The reason can only be that S11 is the best release for some considerable time. Even the issues with burner recognition were dealt with openly and relatively swiftly.

So what seem to be the chief causes of complaint at present? Apart from people who want something for nothing or who can't read what it says on the box or the first few pages of the manual, there are still a number of deep seated bugs. Acknowledging them, particularly when reported as accurately as Bittmann does, would be a great step forward - and that is what Warren has just done with the speed reverse bug.

The Manual needs a rewrite. There is a lot of out of date information in there, and a lot of features that aren't covered.

Anyway, it seems there are now more complaints about the Forum software than the Editing software.

At the risk of sound a sycophant, keep up the good work!
 

Hi Bertrand

All that I can say is Thank You  from: Sly and the Family Stone 

The Manual needs a rewrite.

Why, Jeff?  Those who need it, don't read it.  And those who read it, can probably figure things out for themselves. 

With Groucho's wax tash staring at me, I always take your posts with pinch of salt, Greg. As any fule kno, there ain't no Sanity Clause.

You seem to be ignoring the middle ground of users...... 

Jeff wins the white carnation.

(But Groucho once said, "You can't even take salt for granted.") 

skeeter:

Hi Bertrand

All that I can say is Thank You  from: Sly and the Family Stone 

And that leads me to say, I FEEL GOOD !  Yeah !

Well that thread died a sudden death

Iain:

Well that thread died a sudden death

Not much more to say about that, WELCOME.

A blonde says to a brunette, ''Excuse me, but each time I sip my coffee, my eye seems to hurt.''

The brunette says, ''Well maybe you should take the spoon out of the cup.''

Iain,

I see that the other OT was deleted. Maybe it was something I said? Actually it was, a quick PM to Bertrand did the trick.  

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colour:

  Looks like I've got "Go Faster Stripes" back again - Cool

It's good to see those stripes again, the last time I saw you was at 1919 posts. Yer at 1925 now, where have I been ?

Traveling in a train were a Wallaby, an All Black, a spectacular looking blonde and an older lady. After several minutes of the trip the train happens to pass through a dark tunnel and the unmistakable sound of a slap is heard. When they leave the tunnel the Wallaby had a big red slap mark on his cheek.

(1) The blonde thought - "That horrible Wallaby wanted to touch me and by mistake he must have put his hand on the lady, who in turn must have slapped his face."

(2) The older lady thought - "This dirty Wallaby laid his hands on the blonde and she smacked him."

(3) The Wallaby thought - "That bloody All Black put his hand on that blonde and by mistake she slapped me."

(4) The All Black thought - "I hope there's another tunnel soon so I can smack that stupid Wallaby again."

Nice one Mike & thanks for the laughs. This Thread's looking even cooler now, what with your vertical & horizontal scroll bars

colour:

Nice one Mike & thanks for the laughs. This Thread's looking even cooler now, what with your vertical & horizontal scroll bars

I'm Working

On My

Go Faster Stripes

But It's

Not Working ! Hints Please !

You have to use a bit of "Gre(a)y Matter"

You Guys know the difference between an All Black and a Tea Bag ??????????

 

Answer to follow....

Well done Mike.

It pays to have friends "in the know"  around here

Funny joke too!

Have updated my profile.

The Tea bag stays in the CUP longer.....